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Every edition will feature a collection of the funniest chat network quotes.
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Currently: Practicing Emoticoning (Yeah right.)
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Meryl: .. What is that smell?... And what is that on your shoe?
Zeak: Huh? Oh, that's just mud.
Meryl: That's not mud...
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" Yeah, well, I noticed this long cord comin' from my house, then I noticed YOUR house, glowin' like the freakin' SUN. So I put two and two together and decided - you're pissin' me off."
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Personal Quote:
"It's easy to notice our relationship is a huge romance comedy. So every time we have sex, someone needs to laugh."
~~To my boyfriend in a YIM chat.
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REDRUM REDRUM!!!
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